Friday, April 30, 2004
Asians A-Popping!

Just TRY and tell me Andy had nothing to do with this!

http://jarek.aiesec.ws/pictures/viewer$22

Reminds me of the days when AIESEC Purdue was all Indian.


Posted by BG on 4/30/04; 9:22:01 AM

Thursday, April 29, 2004
Irregardless

Irregardless of your personal political leanings (Either extreme or indecision in the middle...) this is a pretty funny name for a website...

http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/

That's right.  It says... double u, double u, double u, dot John Kerry is a Douchebag, But I'm Voting For Him Anyway, Dot Com.


Posted by BG on 4/29/04; 6:51:24 PM

Wednesday, April 28, 2004
Yeah, Right

Site   Reads
1.   Home   26749
2.   AIESEC WEBLOGS   15650
3.   Mike's Chronicles   12698
4.   BG   10766

 

I just don't believe it.

 

Comment In Response:

Blog : www.xanga.com/darknotes
Locale : mc
poster : mikey
time: Thu 4/29/2004 1:05 AM

Maybe you should not believe it. BUT if you did, this is why someone might read your weblog.

1. Pleasant after-taste
2. Witty yet heartfelt content
3. The Purdue Penis Package dies hard
4. Not much else to do at 1:03 AM
5. BG totally flips out from time to time. Once, in a cafeteria, this guy dropped his spoon and BG totally flipped out and killed everybody in the room. I heard about this from a reliable source.
6. Say it "BG" "Bee Gee" Beeeee Geeeeeee! there's only one other letter that could fit in there and make us all very happy. This in its self, is fabulous.
7. My weblog is linked off it. Proximity to greatness!
8. BG owns his own business, but does NOT step on the needy backs of the week and opressed here in America.
9. Color scheme that to die for. Eat your heart out Queer Eye!
10. BG is loved by everyone, and every one loves BG. except for osama, who just like him a little. (just his peepee)

So there you have it! a clear cut explanation. Don't forget to tip your waitresses folks!

Update

time: Fri 4/30/2004 10:53 AM

Interestingly, here it is several days later... and it still reads the same totals.  And thanks for the (hopefully) drunk commentary Mike.


Posted by BG on 4/28/04; 12:40:31 PM

Ooze Updated

Whew.  I just can't get into it too much. but...

Kidnapped by Alison and Katie on thursday.  Katie boozed the boones on the way to Purdue and burned her buzz by making us all make the trip to the Neon Cactus twice because I.S.I.C. is not proper identification.  Lots and lootttsss of boozing at the Neon Cactus.  2-28oz Long Islands, 1-28oz Rum & Coke & 1-$5 cover = ~$12, lots of dancing, good times, a walk home I barely remember and a bruise on my chin from falling with Claude riding piggyback.  Off to XXX for breakfast, then cuddling up on the floor with Urmi, Alison and Yurek(?).

Get up and wait.  Wait for Mike to arrive.  "it's ok boss." LEAVE for oooze. Drive. Drive. Drive. Sing and Talk. Drive. Drive. Escape Ohio.  Start boozing. "bottles up! social!"  "Bottles down, passing car."  two hours to go becomes four because: stopping to pee, stopping for more booze, stopping for Claude to puke and alison to lose her sandal, stopping to pee again, and then buffalo can't give directions.  Arrive, and say hi, have some more drinks, say hi to the sun rise, get a ride to the hotel, finlandia till it's time to ooze.

change and wait.  drive over to ooze.  get muddy.  try to understand oozefest.  discuss with officials.  aiesec plays aiesec plays aiesec plays aiesec plays aiesec.  all muddy.  Williams is the best piggy back rider ever.  except for breaking me.  hyperextend ankle or tear muscle in calf. play some muddy volleyball. dunk lots of people, or give them hugs.  lay on pavement for warmth.  give up on lunch and go back to the hotel.  freak out maid -- haven't washed any mud off. shower, nap for half hour. get up, steal lots of painkillers.  ready to leave and wait.  "rip my stocking, rip my stocking... meeser, meeser don't touch don't touch"  watch omar's firework show. leave before cops decide to do anything about fireworks.  go to Niagra Falls.  wait.  wait. wait.  FOOOD.  limp to canada.  "it's ok boss"  appetizers and beer at the mushroom. limp to america stopping at duty free.  drive to hotel.  hang out with burbs, alison, and Mike.  call 11 pizza places.  get pizza.  go to party after 6th phone call asking where we are. party at mario's. head back to hotel. soccer in parking lot.  back inside after omar's firework show doesn't get off the ground. hang out in room.  sleep.

wake up to roomservice.  nobody gets up.  "it's check out time."  everybody gets up. breakfast at amy's diner.  goodbyes. into car for drive, drive, drive.  I drive my first shift all weekend.  10 second for the car to coast from top speed back to 85.  tv at Claude's. 

wake up to Katie & alison leaving. sleep again. get up, go see alice.  lunch with alice and Mike.  drive to michigan city. switch cars.  drive to burr ridge, eat dinner with dad and Mike. switch gear to dad's car.  go home.

pictures from all 5 days and 4 nights can be found in a zip file on this page.  Also available is lexington and chicago YES conferences.


Posted by BG on 4/28/04; 12:32:48 PM

Getting Back on the horse

I woke up yesterday and couldn't even take an inventory on myself.  Five days of travel had wasted my mind and all I had left were some vague ideas of what I should/could be doing.  But yet, couldn't start the steps that would eventually lead in that direction.  It's a tough feeling to realize, at the start of the day, that your day will be entirely wasted and unproductive.

I partook of some simple comfort activities... like cooking comfort food, picking up business cards & reading all the blogs I subscribe to.  Fortunately, one of those blogs lead to some articles that at least stimulated my mind and the day wasn't a total waste.  Most significant of my meanderings through the web were two articles that completely described how I felt.

The 'Human Task Switch' article hit home pretty hard.  Last week I had some serious forward momentum.  Then I went on vacation to participate in Oozefest.  All that energy was diverted and lost.  All creative ideas not written down have been lost forever, or at least until I can get rolling again.  The 'Fire and Motion' article came blazing in with why last week felt so good.  It was forward motion.  It was return fire.  It was a brick wall to hide behind and buy some time.

So the day was written off, and today... well it's been better.  But it won't be much more than getting my workspace back into a working condition.  I'll probably throw some creme and butter on the website, and do some chasing of customers... But imagine if I hadn't oozed.

 

Continuing my rant... I'm not looking forward to Mom coming home tomorrow nite.  (Although the effect will be minimized because she'll work on thursday and friday.)  The following article excerpt illustrates why.

Where do These People Get Their (Unoriginal) Ideas?
By Joel Spolsky
Wednesday, April 19, 2000

Productivity depends on being able to juggle a lot of little details in short term memory all at once. Any kind of interruption can cause these details to come crashing down. When you resume work, you can't remember any of the details (like local variable names you were using, or where you were up to in implementing that search algorithm) and you have to keep looking these things up, which slows you down a lot until you get back up to speed.

Here's the simple algebra. Let's say (as the evidence seems to suggest) that if we interrupt a programmer, even for a minute, we're really blowing away 15 minutes of productivity. For this example, lets put two programmers, Jeff and Mutt, in open cubicles next to each other in a standard Dilbert veal-fattening farm. Mutt can't remember the name of the Unicode version of the strcpy function. He could look it up, which takes 30 seconds, or he could ask Jeff, which takes 15 seconds. Since he's sitting right next to Jeff, he asks Jeff. Jeff gets distracted and loses 15 minutes of productivity (to save Mutt 15 seconds).

Now let's move them into separate offices with walls and doors. Now when Mutt can't remember the name of that function, he could look it up, which still takes 30 seconds, or he could ask Jeff, which now takes 45 seconds and involves standing up (not an easy task given the average physical fitness of programmers!). So he looks it up. So now Mutt loses 30 seconds of productivity, but we save 15 minutes for Jeff.

In a perfect world, shutting the door would deter Mom from interupting to ask how add a contact to her outlook address book or for me to read the card with all the passwords for her because she printed it too small to read with out her glasses.  AIEEEEE!  So when I return to what I was doing... getting started again can be harder than say, watching tv or browsing through Fark photoshop contests.

At the top of this uphill battle is a plateau.  And life there will be good.  Mostly because I'll be making enough money to live on my own and concentrate on the activities which are important to me, or bring in money.  Until then...

Check out Joel on Software Archives.  Even if you're not computer literate, there are lots of gems of information applicaple to something important to you.  (Provided you have a strong enough imagination to adapt his thoughts to your intents.)


Posted by BG on 4/28/04; 11:36:19 AM

Thursday, April 22, 2004
Keep on Keeping on

Newton's First Law: An object at rest remains at rest, unless acted on by a net force. An object in motion remains in motion at a constant velocity, unless acted on by a net force.

What does this mean for me?  I bought business cards today.  Yikes.

Thank goodness Heather came with me, she caught a few problems and asked some good questions.  And more importantly, she finds all this progress with my business sexy.  What a motivational comment!


Posted by BG on 4/22/04; 4:23:50 PM

Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Backlog

Right, I guess I have some catching up to do.  That whole baby thing... it was a niece.

Norah Kaye Snyder: Norah Kaye Snyder showing her 'Meyers' cheeks.

Her name is Norah Kaye Snyder.  She was born March 31st at 10:26pm.  She weighed in at 6lbs 12oz and lay 20in.  This picture proves her parents think of her more as a doll than a kid.  We posed her soooo many different ways for pictures and stuff.  My favorite, the baby in a box photo.  I think it can be used to explain where baby's come from.  (Inside hallmark cards... ;)

Anyway, Norah caused me to miss Casino Night and MiLDS.  Which would have been awesome to go to.  Argh!

Been hanging out a lot with Heather.  *S*  It's nice to have somebody who knows how to snuggle up close while watching tv.

Been to Milwaukee a couple times, and will probably go again soon.  That company Alfredo put me in touch with is a refferal company based there.  They were looking for a meeting planner and Alfredo owned up to knowing me.  I spent a morning getting to know Eli and Chava, the couple who owns YCC.  They are what Paul and Jessica would become if they were both Jewish, got married and aged 20 or 25 years.  Scary eh?  They are a very neat couple.

Their company, YCC, is a refferal service in Milwaukee that started as a personal network and later became a company and job.  They deal mostly with companies that are moving and refer a lot of companies that a moving company might need: telephone lines, website updates, office furniture and many other things.  Where does a meeting planner fit in?.. What if they want an open house?

Well last Thursday they sent me a contact who wants just that.  He and I haven't been able to talk yet, but he's moving offices and may want an open house to show off his new digs.  Finally, some business that isn't AIESEC.

Anyway, this week I've been working furiously making a website for my event company.  Check out the Rouxs Website.  It's not the only page I've done, but I don't think linking incomplete pages is a good idea.  That big empty spot is where the navigation bar will go.   Let me know what you think, and any improvements you can think of.  It certainly would help.

It's been a lifetime since I did any html, and even then it was really really simple.  Thank god I found a copy of Dreamweaver, otherwise I would have been pounding out code as I learned it.  As it is, developing a website isn't easy without a good photo editor like photoshop.  MS Photo Editor is just toooooo basic to do anything cool with.  Though, I got creative enough to get the general gist of what I wanted on the Rouxs Website.  Maybe I can get a something decent at Purdue for a discount.

Yeah, tomorrow, I'm letting myself be kidnapped by Alison.  We'll roll down to Purdue with Katie.  Can you guess where this is going?.. That's right... trouble!  er, OozeFest!  LoL  We'll meet up with Claude and Mike and then roll out on Friday to B-Lo.  And I think we're hitting Toronto on Saturday.  Oi!  Should make for insanity writ large.  Can't wait.


Posted by BG on 4/21/04; 8:17:53 PM

Wednesday, April 7, 2004
Thought Delayed by Jo-Ann Ledger

having peeled back skin
and stepped inside
two in messy motion
realize
the tenuous hold
each has on the other,
as every panted breath
acknowledges
that freedom's no longer the issue
Posted by BG on 4/7/04; 12:26:10 PM

Tuesday, April 6, 2004
If only it were this easy

Stolen from Emily's weblog...

and now, some words of wisdom from david fair:

"i taught myself to play guitar. it's incredibly easy when you understand the science of it. the skinny strings play high sounds and the fat strings play low sounds. if you put your finger on a string near the body part of the guitar it makes a higher sound and if you put your finger on the string farther out by the tuning end it makes a lower sound. if you want to play fast move your hand real fast and if you want to play slower move your hand slower. that's all there is to it. you can learn the names of notes and how to make chords that other people use, but that's pretty limiting. even if you took a few years and learned all the chords you'd still have a limited number of options. if you ignore the chords your options are infinite and you can master guitar playing in one day.

traditionally, guitars have a fat string on the top and they get skinnier and skinnier as they go down. but the thing to remember is it's your guitar and you can put whatever you want on it. i like to put six different sized strings on it because that gives the most variety, but my brother used to put six strings of the same thickness on so he wouldn't have so much to worry about. whatever string he hit would have to be the right one because they were all the same.

tuning the guitar is kind of a ridiculous notion. if you have to wind the tuning pegs to just a certain place, that implies that every other place would be wrong. but that's absurd. how could it be wrong? it's your guitar and you're the one playing it. it's completely up to you to decided how it should sound. in fact, i don't tune by the sound at all. i wind the strings until they all feel about the same tightness.

i highly recommend electric guitars for a number of reasons. first of all, they don't depend on the body resonating for the sound so it doesn't matter if you paint them. and also, if you put all the knobs on your amplifier on 10 you can get a much higher reaction to effort ratio with an electric guitar than you can with an acoustic. just a tiny tap on the strings can rattle your windows, and when you slam the strings, with your amp on 10, you can strip the paint off the walls.

the first guitar i bought was a silvertone. later i bought a fender telecaster, but it doesn't really matter what kind you buy as long as the tuning pegs are on the end of the neck where they belong. a few years back someone came out with a guitar that tunes at the other end. i've never tried one. i guess they sound alright but they look ridiculous and i imagine you'd feel pretty foolish holding one. that would affect your playing. the idea isn't to feel foolish. the idea is to put a pick in one hand and a guitar in the other and with a tiny movement rule the world."


Posted by BG on 4/6/04; 10:33:03 PM

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